tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35300014921444986062024-03-05T16:24:15.503-08:00LyndseyElizabethFUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW, DO I LOOK LIKE MOTHER THERESA TO YOU??LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-89938989643477270332010-10-17T20:36:00.000-07:002010-10-17T20:37:28.721-07:00Again SeriouslyI give up<div>I swear its not even worth it</div><div>Why do I do this??? </div><div>Every time I open my mouth about someone new in my life out of excitement they just disappear. </div><div>I fuckin quit </div><div>Men you are too complicated for me</div><div>and Women cry to much </div><div>A sexuality here I come........</div>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-45655334011735059202010-10-13T20:38:00.000-07:002010-10-17T20:42:20.338-07:00500 Days of LyndseySo I am watching 500 days of Summer<div>I want that. </div><div>It just seems so uncomplicated at least for Summer.</div><div>I don't want a boyfriend. I can't handle relationship plus whats the point of them <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">reallly</span>? </div><div>To fall in love and get married?? To have companionship??? </div><div>I don't believe in love.</div><div>I don't need a relationship for companionship. </div><div>I know it makes me seem like I a hypocrite for wanting all the perks of a relationship but none of the scary heartbreak and titles or officialness of a relationship. </div><div>Yes that means it will go nowhere</div><div>Yes I know someone will get hurt in the end</div><div>Yes I know that person might even be me. </div><div>I just cannot handle having my hopes lifted and then smashed to 12 billion pieces again, it really is just too much for me. </div><div>I wish I could control how i just put so much hope and faith into one person and just one little thing can ruin it. </div><div>I used to be a master of controlling my emotions, I blame Lilly for ruining this. I am not sure if its a good thing or a bad thing but alas it is a thing. I must learn to deal with it. </div><div>I should just ask her how to. </div><div>Being a chick sucks sometimes. </div><div>I refuse to use a legit paragraph </div><div>Now how do I express to him that I want this without scaring him away???</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div> </div>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-24587021666092518102010-09-18T19:41:00.000-07:002010-09-18T19:51:18.493-07:00Regrets? I have a few.So its like week 2 in Hammer town. <div><br /></div><div>I still hate it.....</div><div><br /></div><div>I think it is possibly the worst idea I have ever had. </div><div>My mother tells me I will learn things from it other then the fact that I am going to school. So far I have learnt things I already know. I fucking hate people, I fucking hate living with people, I fucking hate living with people I do not know. I wish I would of moved into some dingy basement apartment alone, so I can live like the semi hermit that I am. </div><div><br /></div><div>I have never had to force social skills more then I have been doing these past 2 weeks, fake laugh at everything ugh its so tiring pretending to like people. </div><div><br /></div><div>I feel so old here. </div><div>Everyone in my classes is 18. </div><div>Also I have no idea how 95% of the people in my classes made it past kindergarten let alone to university. I am paying like 7,000 dollars to go to school I do not want to listen to you talk about your highlight, how drunk you got last night, how you are a slut who shouldn't of banged that guy or about the ever so old blackberry vs iphone debate. Seriously you are a drunken slut I don't care put a cock in your mouth and shut up. </div><div><br /></div><div>My dog is annoying</div><div>I love her to pieces, which is funny because she sheds so much that pieces of her are with me everywhere I go. </div><div>She smells, not matter how often I bathe her, all she does is make me wanna eat corn chips. </div><div>I am fat enough I do not need that. </div><div><br /></div><div>Cooking is the bane of my existence. </div><div>I hate it, I find it so tedious and not rewarding at all. </div><div>I though when something is that horrible it should have some kind of reward, yes cooking means eating which means not dying blah blah blah shut up. </div><div><br /></div><div>I am done with this rant </div><div><br /></div><div>Blog 1# from Hamilton, Happy Lilly???</div>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-68059191935979251352009-05-14T04:25:00.000-07:002009-05-14T06:40:06.686-07:00BROMANCESo <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">im</span> chilling in out watching shitty music videos this morning, The music video Hot & Cold by Katy Perry comes on and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">im</span> grooving to the jam because you know what its a catchy little <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">diddy</span>, don't make fun of me. So if you've never seen the video <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">i'lll</span> paint you a pretty picture. A church right? A bride Katy Perry with a <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">funkin</span> sweet <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">vail</span> thingy and a sex bomb dress and in the other corner we have <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">thats</span> right ladies and gents a groom some dude i think his name was Alexander like the Great or <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Ovechkin</span>. So they're all do you take this man to be your husband and shes all I do, Then the spot light moves on over to Alexander and they ask him and he gets sweaty poms and look very weary of this whole situation ( not that i <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">cna</span> blame him) and guess what??? He <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">frekin</span> bolts out there like a bat out of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">mo'fuckin</span> hell. Then Katy Perry chases after him as a crazy psycho delirious bride. Desperate you say? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Thats</span> what i thought at first too then my dears i put some more thought into it and look at it this was you will. A giant church, The usual over priced set up but this time the one who looks weary is the bride, She drops her flowers, bolts out of church and starts to run, Following not far behind her is the dashingly <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">handsome</span> rich man she was going to marry and he chases after her and professes his love for her. Romantic you say? No dice. Although i did paint these pictures to be different <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">scenarios</span> they are pretty much what most people automatically think. I am guilty of thinking of things in this double standard and i wanna say blame the media, blame <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">mens</span> and their strange fear of commitment which i am also guilty of, But really there is a complete and total well i <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">dont</span> want to say double standard, I would say its more so they way men and women are wired differently. What a female would think is romantic a guy would think is crazy, psycho desperate. Since these are the gender roles when it comes to these things, That is just how it is. Chase after your husband.......Desperate. Chase after your wife.........Romantic<br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">EWWWWWW</span> ROMANCELyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-91253596677618001952009-01-20T16:55:00.000-08:002009-03-04T23:29:36.781-08:00Russian of The Month Part 2Ok so as promised you guys are getting a Russian of the month. Yes he's a hockey player. No he's not a Canadien, he doesn't even live in Canada BAHA, OK that wasn't even a little funny, like not at all, anyways so since you've been so patient and the Canadiens are playing so shitty, i decided to seek sanctuary in a nicer kinder place, the Ottawa Washington game, since I'm slightly obsessed with the stats for the whole league, i want Washington to LOSE, LOSE LIKE LOSERS!!! I really only feel that way because of the stats, i actually like the Capitals more then the Senators. So my Russian of the month is SERGEI FEDOROV. BOOM!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/World+Hockey+Championships+2aFpXF3uNJ-l.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 283px;" src="http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/World+Hockey+Championships+2aFpXF3uNJ-l.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />So i like pictures of Russians Pointing, So what. Highest scoring Russian born player ever, that's right boys and girls ever. This Pskov born 39 year old, is the bomb. Standing 6'2 weighing in a 206 pounds. He's dated many hot bitchez, well "hot bitches". He shoots with his left he's a center and a sexy. Born in Pskov in 1969 his mother Mama Fedorov birthed this fine piece of amazing hockey playing ass i mean hockey playing man, yes man. so much man. WOOO!!!! He is active in charities around Michigan and Russian FACT!<br /><br />He's a super Hero FACT!! Well...He provided a children's hospital in Moscow with a dialysis machine which in turn saved lives which pretty much makes him a super hero<br /><br />He Excels on the ice and off, If you know what I'm saying FACT Anna Kournikova, Tara Reid he hit that and now he might have Vd from the latter but you take that rish when you have sex with skanky womens even when they look as good as though two do.<br /><br />He's won 3 Cups FACT! all 3 with Detroit in 1997, 1998 and 2002<br /><br />He makes $4,000,000, He loves music, golf, travel, tennis boating and boning<br /><br />He is Russian of The Month<br />one of many Russians of my wet dreams.LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-51762373792481692392008-12-25T01:19:00.000-08:002008-12-25T01:31:30.219-08:00EPIC QUOTE-A-RAMASo i kinda fail at blogging, i don't do it often enough but <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">i've</span> kinda been busy lately with not sleeping, not eating, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">getting</span> legit death threats from family, watching hockey, losing <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Lilly</span> to <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Memphis</span> for like 2 weeks, feeling too <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">awkward</span> to see <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Christine</span> but then we were reunited and it did feel so good, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">makin</span> bows all kinda fun stuffs.<br /><br />so since the year is over <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">I'd</span> like to throw out two of my favorite quotes of the year, maybe its kinda cocky of me to do this and once you hear the quotes you'll love <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">punderfullness</span> of me calling that cocky.<br /><br />so <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">remember</span> when i had that lovely run in with that lovely band that opened for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">gbh</span>, then i went from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">foufs</span> to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">katacombs</span> to a sexy alley way in china town and stuff happened and like 3 <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Asian</span> dudes on a "smoke break" watched. pretty sexy right, well this is where quote number one comes along. I'm wiping my mouth while we walk and i utter these words "so, you get <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">alot</span> of ass on tour?" cause i like to make things awkward for dudes after we have fun in <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Chinatown</span>, that happening even brought us the "You know what happens in <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Chinatown</span>"<br /><br /> Next on this happened all in that same night way later on at the after <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">partay</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">im</span> in a van with a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">dude who</span> happens to be in the same band as boy number one, so things start to happen he takes out his <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">wang</span>, i look at him, i look at the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">wang</span>, i pause and i open my mouth but the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">wang</span> does not go in, these words come out " I'm sorry i can't do this, i just blew your drummer' <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">BAM</span> AWKWARD TOWN, then we went to boner town so it was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">ok</span>. this second "slip up" brought us another little gem and a book i intend to write called "How to S and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Esse</span> by Ninja <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">Ninjaroni</span>" <br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">YAY</span> for over share <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">woohoo</span>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-41934536023747082422008-12-14T15:43:00.000-08:002008-12-14T15:46:23.385-08:00Things I'm Good AtLately the only damn thing i'm good at is being sick, for serious. I'm ready to punch all daycare children that enter my house. I have been sick for a good 4 weeks now.I've missed a ton of things except hockey because if i pay money for something there is no way im skipping on it, not my styles yo. Today i am currently exceptionally amazing at throwing up its been a talent of mine for that last 24 hours and not in the epicly amazing way the Elie sisters can all do this, in the way a gross sick person does it, Its way less hot.LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-83424140378587523702008-11-24T09:38:00.000-08:002008-11-24T09:44:59.204-08:00RUSSIAN OF THE MONTH<div>NOTE: I'm a dirty rotten post recycler<br /><br />I has a new blawg y'all. it's a joined blawg with Miss Lilly aka my BFF yo. Even BFFL.</div><div> </div><div><a href="http://habutantes.blogspot.com/">http://habutantes.blogspot.com/</a><br /><br />and i started a new installment russian of the month. fuck i love russian. Me and Russians we'd mate like Lions hells yeah.<br /><br />So if you've read our little mini bios over on the side you will know that i Lyndsey Elizabeth love, love, loves them damn <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Russians</span>. Well i love all Eastern <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Europeans</span> but <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Russian</span> of the month sounds better and since they dominate the NHL it won't be too hard to have a new <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Russian</span> of the month and you know damn right when i start to run out <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">I'll</span> just change it <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">tp</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">eastern</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">European</span> of the month......why? because i can, its my blog not yours <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">na</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">na</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">na</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">na</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">na</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">na</span>!!!!!<br /><br />So here we go the first installment of the Russian of the month club. If you have ideas, comment, or want a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">membership</span> please email me for the rule <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">regulations</span> and cost of being a part of this sexy sexy fan club, these <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">sexay</span> things don't come cheap. Like hookers, or women.......same <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">difference</span> really though. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">BAHAHAHAH</span>.<br /><br /><em><strong>ALEXEI</strong> </em><em><strong><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">KOVALEV</span></strong> </em></div><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggwN8dYDWhlWiKiSAByefAlfygMNFWC_eNPoDpQcmxpOM3p3Q8OUHRxgeZiEgMA3GsR9V_ngHNLi8v9KmU6NG2sBpAmzUOkVFcb_44gCWKXmrKoTItCBsDriX96RUm6MoBTlQX_qi6M1Pp/s1600-h/Kovalev[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272252112727249858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 221px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 191px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggwN8dYDWhlWiKiSAByefAlfygMNFWC_eNPoDpQcmxpOM3p3Q8OUHRxgeZiEgMA3GsR9V_ngHNLi8v9KmU6NG2sBpAmzUOkVFcb_44gCWKXmrKoTItCBsDriX96RUm6MoBTlQX_qi6M1Pp/s320/Kovalev%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a> Standing 6'1 and weighing in at 215. This <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">loveable</span> little guy was born in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Togliatti</span>, Russia.<br />Born on Feb 24, 1973, He's a beautiful 35 years young. Now he ranks number 94 in scoring in the NHL and although that is not as magical of a number as oh say B.J <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Laraques</span> who is currently at number 680, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Kovi</span> is still a fan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">fav</span>. Its time for fun facts about <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Kovi</span> If you've ever sat down on your couch and wondered "What the heck is Alexei <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">Kovalevs</span> favorite smell?" well don't fear i am here to tell you that he loves the smell of kabobs on the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">Barbeque</span>, His favorite concert you ask why <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">that's</span> easy <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">Depeche</span> Mode which is all of this mocking is a funking awesome band, Now Ladies he makes $4,500,000 a season and thinks <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">jewellery</span>, Yes <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">jewellery</span> is the way to a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">women's</span> heart........what a catch. For all of these lovely reason and because he's I figure my first <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">Russian</span> of the month should of played for the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">Habs</span> and should of been well actually <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35">Russian</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36">That's</span> why Alexei is Fan <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_37">Fav</span> RUSSIAN OF THE MONTH.LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-89813358774907209312008-11-17T20:09:00.000-08:002008-11-19T19:07:53.271-08:00My American Idols<div>Move over Clay Aiken, Watch out Kelly Clarkson, Get the fuck out of their way Rubin St-St-St-Studdard, bahahaha see what i did there his last name is studdard which sounds like studder. Well at least i make myself laugh.Anyways my American idols are ladies and gents drum roll please..............................................................................<br />......................................... That's right you guessed American idol number one John Mo'Fuckin Waters. He is god, hes Jesus. He is sweet baby Jesus, but in a sexy tacky, very gay way. Which is the best way to be Jesus...Hells yeah. He is a genius and he hates so many things but is so funny about it and i one day too hope to be as hostilely funny as john waters. He's uplifting and inspirational and charismatic and*insert tear here* Glory Hallelujah Praise the lord and stuff !!!<br /></div><br /><br /><p><a href="http://msp196.photobucket.com/albums/aa84/otimothy/john-waters.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 300px; height: 262px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://msp196.photobucket.com/albums/aa84/otimothy/john-waters.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />how can you resist a face like that, he is only the greatest gay man to ever live. Seriously all films aside he is the awsomest. And the only person to ever get me star struck. His writing is amazing just amazing if you haven't read his books ask me to lend them to you because he's hilarious, like woah for serious i love him more then i love snoop, yeah that's right and y'all know how much i love that gangsta ass mother fucker, i think its his hair bobbles and sweet pony tail braids, and y'know his tight beats and bad ass rhymes. Back to John Waters fools!!! He is the pope of trash but a little more cannibalistic then the actual pope cause for serious Ratzinger is a total cannibal. </p><br /><br /><p>I could go on about my pure love for John waters all day but ill save you, Next order of business<br /></p><p><br /></p><p>My other absolutely amazing American idol is HUNTER S THOMPSON,<br /></p><div><a href="http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/02/21/mn_hunter0387.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 257px; height: 266px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/02/21/mn_hunter0387.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />oh yes ladies and gents mister Gonzo journalism himself, mister fear & loathing, rum diary, curse of lono, hells angels, the great shark hunt, better then sex, rolling stone writing amazingly awesomely, bad ass mother fucker, in my calling him a mother fucker i would totally be OK with him fucking me mother even though he's dead. Hunter S as i like to call him is the greatest writer of all time and in all of his fucked upness he still managed to have a career well I'm not sure you can necessarily call it a career per se but he did get a PhD which in actually reality give me hope that if a bad ass mother fucked like Hunter S can get one maybe a no so Bad Ass father fucker like me( cause i don't fuck moms cause I'm not a huge dykie lesbian so i do dads not moms) back to my sentence not only as i a not bad ass father fucker I'm also a slacker, but he was always strung out. I would strongly suggest reading everything he has written, go to you're library, go to your local book store preferably a used book store cause they're way better and i like my books the same way i like my mens previously loved no virgins for me thanks. If you're unsure of whats good to read well ask a ninja aka me. This post took way too long to write and I'm not sure why but I'm liking the use of pictures in my blog. I will write again soon kiddies for now comment you motha fuckas i like feedback<br /><p></p></div>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-24671837026885896282008-11-17T09:46:00.000-08:002008-11-17T19:05:17.276-08:00What The Puck?<div>Dear Montreal <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Canadiens</span> </div>I have a few comments of note for you, I'm not saying you gotta take them I'm just saying they might help you out.I'll add pictures for the dumber ones or just the ones whose first language isn't <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">English</span> aka everyone but <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Higgy</span>, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Komi</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Kostopoulos</span>,<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">O'byrne</span> and Carey aka the virgin mother Carey Price.<br /><div>Most of you know that you're on ice, for those of you who don't know <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">I'm</span> looking at you <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Lapierre</span>, its not much much like asphalt or dirt, its a little more slippery. I'm gonna display a photo of what the ice you'll be on looks like, pay close attention<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.ibigroup.com/systems/img/molson_01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 420px;" src="http://www.ibigroup.com/systems/img/molson_01.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Next order of business Skates, you use these bad boys on the ice to get around and not fall on your ass, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">I'm</span> still looking at you <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Lapierre</span>. Just <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">y'know</span> skate with these damn skates <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">ok</span> so this part needs working on but you get the point. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Lapierre</span> can't skate. For reference these are skates<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sharmskee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hockeygiant_1955_42043782.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 500px;" src="http://www.sharmskee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hockeygiant_1955_42043782.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />Look at this right here, this is a puck get to know it very well, its one of you're best friends.<br /></div><br /><br /><br /><div>Guess what?? <a href="http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p2288092reg.jpg"></a></div><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 220px; height: 220px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p2288092reg.jpg" border="0" />You're going to put the puck it in one of these things right down there in that picture, It's called a net. just <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">y'know</span> don't put it in the net of the guy wearing the same shirt as you or else Chuck Norris will come and steal your soul .see that right below this sentence it's a net, say it with me boys n-e-t.<br /><div><a href="http://www.pokorny-site.cz/en/images/a1sport12-icehockey/icehockey04m.jpg"> <img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; width: 427px; height: 302px; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://www.pokorny-site.cz/en/images/a1sport12-icehockey/icehockey04m.jpg" border="0" /> </a><br />OK so now that we covered ice, skates, pucks and nets we're gonna talk about you're number one tool on the ice other then you're body it's called a hockey stick, you use this handy dandy little thing well unless your Chara and then its a handy dandy giant thing but anyways you use a hockey stick to put the puck in the net. now I'm gonna show you a hockey stick since you guys done seem to know what they are cause you keep <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">fuckin</span> loosing them so here goes i behold sweet boys the hockey stick<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.hollywoodcollectibles.com/autographed/memorabilia/sports/collectibles/authentic/Hockey/Sticks/hky_stick_gordie_howe_mid.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 350px;" src="http://www.hollywoodcollectibles.com/autographed/memorabilia/sports/collectibles/authentic/Hockey/Sticks/hky_stick_gordie_howe_mid.jpg" alt="" border="0" /> </a><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Ok</span> boys now that we have the basics of hockey oh yeah i forgot to tell you, that's the game you guys are supposed to be playing HOCKEY, rather then oh i don't know standing on the ice playing school yard games like red rover.<br /><br />We have the basics down of what you need to be doing on the damn ice.Ice, Skates, hockey stick, puck, net. Use the hockey stick to put the puck in the net. should look like this<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/035T0MQ8Mp2ZG/610x.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 610px; height: 406px;" src="http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/035T0MQ8Mp2ZG/610x.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I realise getting the puck in the net is well hard for you, like harder then a teenage boy watching porn for the first time, but <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">uhm</span> listen just try it out for size. Well i hope sarcastic hockey tips with Lyndsey Elizabeth Has been as good for you as it has for me..........until next time aka you're next fuck up.LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-47437042014840148242008-11-12T09:54:00.000-08:002008-11-12T10:02:51.546-08:00Shes a Gimp<span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Remember</span> that time i almost got hit by a cast iron pan by F<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">lannigan</span>?? but i was a real slick ninja and i dodged it then the gimp saga began?? well <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">im</span> sure F<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">lannigan</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">remembers</span> this happening and as for the rest of you, Welcome to the Gimp saga....... watch out for those cast iron pans though and sidewalks and stairs and baby <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Noah's</span>. I'm serious not even pulling your chain or you leg or your dick or <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">whateves</span>, I'm for serious yo. Well this morning i tripped on my front steps, i bailed out and failed <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">epicly</span>. I have also <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">discovered</span> my teacher looks like a dude from brooks and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">dunn</span>, not sure which one it is though, also he is shorter then me and currently won't shut the fuck up<br /><br />someone get me the cast iron pan please<br /><br />that was mean again, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">I'm</span> in pain cut me slack<br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">PULEASEEE</span>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-14038079443636112372008-11-02T10:53:00.000-08:002008-11-12T08:13:24.746-08:00A Hunk Of Junk Pt.2So I'm pretty sure I'm falling apart......or dying or i have the plague or something. I like to exudate its what I'm good at, and its how i do. I took advantage of our oh so lovely FREE heath care in canadaland yesterday, and after 6 years of waiting and trying and calling and being pushy i finally got into see a specialist for ever so plaguing stomach problems which first they thought oh its just acid reflux, nope maybe its ulcers, nope maybe its an very very sexy inflamed infected esophagus but oh no you know what that dick wad said it was guess what? FUCKIN NOTHING. I'm pretty confident i have not been in sever pain everyday for the past oh i don't know 8 years for nothing. I DID NOT GET A STUPID CAMERA SHOVED DOWN MY THROAT AND GET PICKED WITH MORE NEEDLES THE A HEROIN ADDICT WHO WON THE LOTTERY FOR NOTHING. No sir its not nothing, so y'know ima get a second opinion and stuff. On other news my beloved Habs epicly failed on Saturday and kinda on Friday to. We lost oh man it pains me to say this but we lost to Toronto. i pretty much was all hey guys way to skate like a seizing paraplegic, good job, good job, fantastique. You guys fail. But wanna see an upside to the night. Its not a fight or anything its just a whole lot of angry sexy man. Little know fact about me i love me an angry sexy man especially if he's eastern European and hockey player and named baby Kostitsyn, or Sergei Kostitsyn, or SK-74 or sexy Sergei. He's what i would call a man of many names. Similar to a man of many faces but more fun to say cause i said so? any who you're lucky sons of bitches get to see what I'm talking about cause i found a VIDEO, Thanks YouTube. Just a little advice LISTEN TO THE ANNOUNCERS AND WATCH IT TILL THE END OR ELSE I'LL SEND<a href="http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/allan_muir/12/04/all.for.fighting/tx.laraque.jpg"> BIG GEORGE LARAQUES</a> AFTER YOU, unless you're out of his weight division then y'know he'll scout the room for someone who is in his weight division and send someone smaller then you to fight his battle, read <a href="http://habsinsideout.com/files/hio/img/AMC07%201016%20Habs%208a.jpg">Kostopoulos</a> who is suspended for a "dirty check" on those pussy ass Toronto boys blah blah head hit blah blah broken hand blah blah concussion blah blah broken nose, what a pussy., OK that was mean. here's the video while i gather my composure and make a feeble attempt at being nice<br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RtzxdDBnP2I&hl=" width="425" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" fs="1"></embed><br /><br />ok so i made funkin sweet Montreal Canadiens hair bows cause well i love the habs i love hair bows, I'm a chick so its allowed bam. me attempting to be nice isn't working so well. Y'know what pisses me off a little while ago, I'd say about a moth ago i was at a Montreal Boston game and I'm real close I'm talking super close like i could smell the sweat close right, it was that beautiful game when Lucic and Komisarik almost made out it was hot but not really. anyways when you're that close you would probably take pictures too right? its not everyday us poor folk get 200$ hockey tickets now is it? well apparently you're not allowed to legitimately like hockey right? i obviously paid 200$ to look at hockey players right? WRONG ASSHOLES. i may love to look at hockey players but i didn't play for the tickets and i probably love hockey more then most chicks you know, I've loved hockey since i was a wee little one. hockey and i had a little falling out a short while ago but we made up, i can forgive and forget that hockey ditched me for a year. Anywho back to my story. Me+Victoria+Montreal- Boston Game+Cameras, Up to speed yes? OK good. So after the end of the 1st these asshole 40+ dudes turn to me and Victoria and are all hey do you girls even know the score, so not only is this dickwad accusing me of not like hockey but also making me out to be stupid, LIKE YOU CAN MISS THE SCOREBOARD, fuckin asshole. So i says to him i says Oh no wait i actually like hockey, do you think i would dish out this kinda money to look at mens, I'm not some desperate slob like some people?? And even lets say i hated hockey you fuckin cunt and i came here only to look at mens, would you not go to watch hot chicks play a hot sport? I'm very sure you would, yeah no I'm 100% sure and I'm pretty confident beach volleyball isnt a real sport. its onyl for dirty disgusting horny men to watch, men get a whole sport for that and i can't come to a game enjoy the game and the men playing it.Oh no that'd be a crime. so fuck off, K thanks. This entry has already gotten too long and all over the place without being too far all over the place and uhm sorry about so much hockey talk little miss Ellie, although we know <a href="http://hearthallucination.blogspot.com/">Flannigan</a> will like it. Ok I'm out<br /><br />PEACE<br /><br />NOT SURE WHY I SAID PEACE OK I'M DONE!LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-40822444516836331122008-11-02T00:13:00.000-07:002008-11-02T01:01:04.278-07:00A Hunk Of JunkSo uhm i've decided i swear way too much in my blog, i need to tone it down a notch or take it down a notch, whatever sometimes i like to ruin saying and use way too many coma. it's who i am, its how i do. But for reals though i need to stop swear as much which is why im not going to go cold turkey cause really that'd end horribly but i'm going to limit myself to one sexy dirty word per sentence, i was going to go per paragraph but really who i am i kidding, baby steps right?? So i'm going to go ahead and get a little something out of my system and then i'll get back to this what will be promised to be the most all over the place blog entry of this month, SHIT, PISS, FUCK, CUNT, COCK SUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER,TITS,STUPID CUNT ASS BITCH, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. ok now that its out of my system and i got all semi George Carlin on your ass and i macked on his seven dirty words because really the might be my favorite especially cunt, i saw that alot, never actually referring to what a "cunt"is more so to people. My favorite part of England being able to say cunt and having no one gasp like i just ate their baby or something, im not the pope i don't eat babies or anything and he;; while we're talking about difference between me and the pope i don't join Hitler youth either so really im nothing like the pope. Ok so here is the deal i'm a hockey fanatic these days, I do live in Montreal so its very acceptable hell i'd even say its a requirement. I just wanna talk about last Saturdays game and how we lost but it was ok because seriously the ducks have a player who has the most epic moustachio EVER!!! like a move over <a href="http://www.dgdesignnetwork.com.au/dgdn/wp-content/images/Nick_Cave_02.jpg">Nick Cave</a> there is a new moustachio in town, if you do not know <a href="http://www.dgdesignnetwork.com.au/dgdn/wp-content/images/Nick_Cave_02.jpg">Nick Caves</a> moustachio click on his name, its magical ohhh wow. Seriously <a href="http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2007+NHL+Headshots+4ikbZ9kip0lc.jpg">George Parros </a>he wins at moustches and it gotten bigger and better and alot less sexy, but i have this weird over whelming urge to want to comb it and it makes me feel so dirty in the best way possible. ok dudes so im really tired and uhm i'm turning this entry into a two parter , oh how exciting you're favortie kid of entery one with a little suspense...............LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-44270751767618228562008-10-20T07:04:00.000-07:002008-10-20T07:21:21.718-07:00Remeber That Time....Remember that time that the habs played a game on Saturday and Kurt Sauer tried to kill Big Daddy Kostitsyn, who isn't really the Kostitsyn daddy but just big brother Kostitsyn and not in big brother is watching you kinda way in a meet my big brother kinda way. Remember when Sauer didn't even get in trouble for a dirty hit to the head. Good times really. That hit was totally legit, too legit to quit.......oh the sarcasm. I think next time someone gets in the way of something i want i might do that to them and see how legit it is really. That's a good idea instilling body checking into everyday life and especially in the work place. Although that'd require having ref's in the work place everyday. Which would probably be a bad idea since they barely do their jobs on the ice as it is really. OH BURN. i don't think burns count when you call them out yourself so scratch that idea, but not really. I know Christine is going to hate this blog so I'm going to insert a photo of Youppi for her blog reading pleasure <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqxdsFat17WoBGHl3u98VmoGy0VYhSj9qP05UErnoF72YrAban2FJAqrd1wwGJZ326TXLtni8kQEIUv2TNp2FNWr8V8cv5aFEOCEagjwSNb0t9FZ5DcDY9-SE11E5W3o9k1eUrGxujtOY/s1600-h/p1_youppi%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqxdsFat17WoBGHl3u98VmoGy0VYhSj9qP05UErnoF72YrAban2FJAqrd1wwGJZ326TXLtni8kQEIUv2TNp2FNWr8V8cv5aFEOCEagjwSNb0t9FZ5DcDY9-SE11E5W3o9k1eUrGxujtOY/s320/p1_youppi%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259238542185500754" /></a> OH LA LA LOOK AT HIS SEXY ORANGE FUR. Any who I'm in class right now again, which guess what i actually like it. who'd of thunk Lyndsey"drops out of school" Pichette would actually like school. That whole drops out of school bit isn't entirely true. i did finish high school and elementary school which is more then my father can say. That's was mean but whateves. So i vote everyone needs to watch worlds best shows that i started to watch on Friday night, well i finished watching them too but any who for serious a healthy dose of yo mama and sex talk are the bets things to watch on a Friday night.So my recess is over now, when i say that i feel like I'm in court which is bad ass unless you're the one being prosecuted then I'm sure it sucks.LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-43914586488744512582008-10-17T12:24:00.000-07:002008-10-19T20:21:48.985-07:00S-S-S-School BitchesSo it's Friday afternoon right and im in class clearly working so fucking hard Eh?? yeah i said Eh yeah I'm Canadian you assholes and all of you are too, <a href="http://hearthallucination.blogspot.com/">Lilly</a> and Christine but not you <a href="http://kristyagogo.tumblr.com/">Kristy</a>. I'm sure you guys like getting personal shout outs in mah blog don't you?? i bet you do. I can pretty much do that because aside from my random french reader who I'm not sure even reads anymore you guys are my only readers and i blog for you assholes cause well you are pretty awesome duders, true story. I'm super multitasking right now, I'm making friends and blogging. Bet you wish you were that cool.LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-47873767424151502512008-10-15T20:07:00.000-07:002008-10-15T21:08:20.656-07:00OLE.........BARFDear French Hockey fans and douche fags alike<br />This would be a memo for you.<br />Ole, Ole, Ole is not an acceptable hockey chant.<br />Do the Habs Play Soccer full time? Don't think so<br />SO WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING A FUCKIN ANNOYING SOCCER CHANT!!!<br />we've covered the fact that it isn't soccer, well are we all Italian? maybe some of us- but most french douche bags who can't differentiate between soccer and hockey apparently. So not soccer, not entirely Italian, Wait could be in Italy.......nope fuckin wrong again. It's quebec. There aren't half as many rude douche bags in Italy, plus is nice there. So i think we've covered it Ole not a hockey Chant.<br /><br />ACCEPTABLE!!!! <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ZmQGkJQCnw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ZmQGkJQCnw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />UnAcceptable Douche Fags<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8PUxtydWlI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8PUxtydWlI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />So now you know the difference, well just incase you're still confused I'll show you when to chant Ole Ole Ole <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QU_BhHoTc4A&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QU_BhHoTc4A&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> <br />ACCEPTABLE!!! <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRSRaK0D2y2KUYIQjpvgXQ7i_t2Jb4WCXjg8245EAJ0d9h4RamOBg2_XCIG83z2bHnmLDmbAa_-R3Cg67CH-KIMLMCDOkL9T3nk-krqNI2cPh078zdxpqAPCUhIFSQXUDFnnlcoHGOHZ8/s1600-h/UNTITLES.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRSRaK0D2y2KUYIQjpvgXQ7i_t2Jb4WCXjg8245EAJ0d9h4RamOBg2_XCIG83z2bHnmLDmbAa_-R3Cg67CH-KIMLMCDOkL9T3nk-krqNI2cPh078zdxpqAPCUhIFSQXUDFnnlcoHGOHZ8/s320/UNTITLES.bmp" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257598311916971522" /></a>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-88510156714262115702008-10-12T22:53:00.000-07:002008-10-13T02:32:03.652-07:00Oh SaturdaySo this Saturday as many Saturdays before started off great really!! Hockey is on and I'm going to a show, nothing to alarm me really aside from the fact that i was going to a NOFX show blah blah blah.I leave the house take the metro all the way to my least favorite bar in town with <a href="http://hearthallucination.blogspot.com/">Miss Lilly</a>. so we get to the bar and low and behold we get carded, little known fact about me and <a href="http://http//hearthallucination.blogspot.com/">Lilly</a> we share the same name cause he real name *gasp* isn't <a href="http://http//hearthallucination.blogspot.com/">Lilly</a>. So whatever we show our cards to the bouncer, well i show my passport she shows her Medicare card and i guess he thinks we're fuckin dumb asses who share i.d but go in together, super smart right, any who we get in. We sit down to watch hockey and i look to see if i have my ticket and BAM no mother fucking ticket, left it at home. So we get back on to the metro and all the way back to my house to get my ticket. But hockey has started at this point and if you know me then you know I'm super Canadian in the way that i absolutely fuckin love hockey and hockey players!! shit yeah break me off a piece of that*drools*. Back on topic so we watch hockey until the end of the first period and then rush back to the bar, watch a little more hockey, meet out friends all is going great so far. We go to the upstairs of the bar where the bands shall be playing to see the band i was there for the <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ripcordz">Ripcordz</a> , shit yeah. Band comes on stage, Band start playing, Band starts playing good song. Shitty ass NoFx fans don't move, Band tries to get fans into it, NofX fans FUCKIN FAIL. SERIOUSLY RIPCORDZ ARE THE OLDEST GREATEST MOST BESTEST PUNK BAND IN MONTREAL, I'LL EVEN SAY IN ALL OF CANADA. The NoFx douche bags barely move still. seriously fuck them. I've seen the<a href="http://www.myspace.com/ripcordz"> Ripcordz</a> play a ton of times to a ton of different crowds and never a reaction like this or should i say a non reaction. The band finishes I'm unimpressed because of the crowd blahhhhh. So whateves I'm chillin and illin with <a href="http://http//hearthallucination.blogspot.com/">Lilly</a> who for some reason wanted to stay for NoFx. So out come like 20 billion roadies, What the fuck who brings roadies to a shit ass nothing bar apparently fat mike and his band of oh so lovely people do. so the roadies fuckin do a 12 hour sound check sort of thing which is lame, the roadies have to make sure the guitars and bass are positioned perfectly on the amps and i had to stand in a room with way too many douche bags. If you've ever been to a NoFx show you know what I'm talking about when i shit talk their fans. So Nofx finally get on stage i last 10 minutes before i have to leave because i wanna vom for the grossness. OK so im a drama queen whateves. Upside the Montreal Canadians won their game 6-1. So that was the upside, plus the fuckin hot skinhead i saw at the bar while waiting for NoFx to finish their set. OK I'm done complaining. Thanks Christine and Kristy!!!!LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-66009743884548218542008-10-04T02:07:00.001-07:002008-10-04T02:20:19.673-07:00DEAR CHRISTINEDEAR CHRISTINE<br /> THIS BLAWG IS FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT READS THIS.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >READER OF THE MONTH </span><br /> <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbCf8z9CpWOBJbMXtHyBz3ZeCYFfrVUGvfk6ghFsOPpHsIwWefyyVcGoTBOfbeabdTJv1hOvu4WDnYk5sWDJ4GDJ96nX30Uz_zCratjiccIyMw3pEM2q5ZoQgZZvahmclLjlZh98e-mx0/s1600-h/2603395146_c518c0bd3d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbCf8z9CpWOBJbMXtHyBz3ZeCYFfrVUGvfk6ghFsOPpHsIwWefyyVcGoTBOfbeabdTJv1hOvu4WDnYk5sWDJ4GDJ96nX30Uz_zCratjiccIyMw3pEM2q5ZoQgZZvahmclLjlZh98e-mx0/s320/2603395146_c518c0bd3d.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253223397357271298" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">FACTS ABOUT CHRISTINE</span>: SHE LOVES HER PUPPY CHARLIE, SHE ALSO LOVES YOUPPI , SHE WILL PEE ANYWHERE, SHE LOVES P.T CRUISES AND THE 40+ CREW. ONCE SHE SPENT WAY TOO MUCH MONEY ON A LEONARD COHEN TICKET. SHE ATTENDS SCHOOL AND IS STUDYING TO BE A HORSE. YOU MAY ALSO LIKE TO KNOW THAT SHE LOVES BEER, LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND I DON'T KNOW.......UHM DRINKING PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN???? OH SHE REALLY LIKES CRASS. <br /><br /> WOOHOO CHRISTINE READER OF THE MONTH. YOU WIN, UHM SOMTHING. ACTUALLY I'M POOR SO YOU WIN YOUR OWN BLOG, FOR SERIOUS. MAYBE A RANDOM FRENCH PERSON WILL READ IT AGAIN AND BE ALL OH MY GOD THAT GIRL WITH HER FINGER IN HER NOSE IS SO COOL. ESPECIALLY AFTER HE READS THE RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOU SECTION.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stepinside/2603395146/in/set-72157605247175114/"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stepinside/2603395146/in/set-72157605247175114/" alt="" border="0" /></a>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-11705911027017475702008-09-14T11:31:00.000-07:002008-10-03T00:40:44.220-07:00I Need Him In My Life, Not Really Though<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.dgdesignnetwork.com.au/dgdn/wp-content/images/Nick_Cave_02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://www.dgdesignnetwork.com.au/dgdn/wp-content/images/Nick_Cave_02.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /> <br /><br />I'm obviously talking about the Jesus statue and not Nick Cave................Not!!!<br />Tonight i saw Nick Cave play and oh my baby Jesus it was amazing. I am absolutely in love with him, damn is he fine. But on a more serious note his live show was amazing, probably one of the best ever. The crowd thought so too apparently, since he got not 1 but 2 encours, yeah bitches you wish you got that many encours. Although i was too short to see most of what was happening i just knew i was at one of best shows i had ever been to, and I've been to many many shows i might add, I'd say on average one to two a weekend for like 7 years now. Wow has it been 7 years must of been, Jesus i feel old and I'm only 21, see this is why i hate numbers. Anyways good shit, I'd give my first born child to see Nick Cave again. Just everything about him was amazing, His voice, his band, his songs, his face, his sweaty shirt, his energy, his showman ship. I'm fuckin drunk so this probably isn't amounting to much but I'm trying to start writing in my blog. Maybe even things other then my incoherent ranting that I'm sure you oh so love. Back to Nick Cave again though dudes, I know some of you i.e Lilly hate Nick Cave but seriously suck my dick Lilly cause Nick Cave just won my heart <br /><br />THE END, PEACE OUT FOOLS!!!LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-20677743954211344482008-06-03T14:42:00.000-07:002008-09-01T21:40:34.639-07:00Oh My God Becky Look At Her Hair Its So Big!!!!So today I'm walking home from the pharmacy and i see this group of oh so cool high school kids. One of them elbows her friend so hard I'm sure she ruptured her spleen Sean Avery styles and obviously tells her friend to look my way because obviously i have an extra arm and herpes and paint all over my face right? WRONG!!!! I just had big hairs really i wasn't even dressed as "funny" as usual or in my hooker Minnie mouse get up either nope just a fuckin black dress and a few Pokemons not really i had zero Pokemon in or around my clothes or my skin. So then i cut their skin off and wear and dance to good bye horses, but not really. What really happened is it bothered me and then i wrote a blog about it but decided not to post it at the time but now i'm posting it on September 2nd. Now you dudes can stop complaining Christine cause i has a newish post. BAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMLyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-86863682778695700412008-05-14T19:45:00.000-07:002008-05-14T20:13:51.242-07:00..........Dude for real places that don't have ice shouldnt have hockey, what the fuck!!!!LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-27376481227256217632008-04-28T23:52:00.001-07:002008-04-28T23:52:52.844-07:00DAMN YOUDAMN YOU PHILLY<br /><br /><br />DAMN YOU..................LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-15756804200492658172008-04-24T11:34:00.000-07:002008-04-28T11:59:06.374-07:00Yeah Whatever!!!!!!!Ok so I've been kind of confined to the house for a few days and I've been watching alot of youtube. I found worlds greatest youtuber. Her youtube name thingy is katiesopinion. I LOVE HER!!!! she speaks the truth about men really, They're all penises. Even when you think you've found a good one , There are still many lovely great surprises to come with them, oh the sarcasm. . I'm not saying all guys are bad, but from my experiences not too many of them are great. Although really i wouldn't want to have to have to deal with dating women because i would probably smack a bitch!!! I guess i just don't get people really. Katie rocks so hard. Even though shes from Philly and i kind of have to put on my i hate Philly face, Until we kick them out of the play offs . Now i will show you a video that she made that really speaks the truth, although it mostly speaks the truth about guys , it does apply to some women because well its just a matter of values. Like i said its not all guys but as bitchy as this makes me sound from my experience I'm siding with Katie . Hey if a dude comes around and changes my mind then i will call bullshit on myself until then fuck off!!!! Oh and watch the video, Pretty Pleasssssssssssse<br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WdlrWfkr7As&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WdlrWfkr7As&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />ENJOY!!!!!!! <br /><br />P.S <br /><br />PHILLY YOUR GOING DOWN <br />GO HABS GOLyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-54142925025538793162008-04-21T22:05:00.000-07:002008-04-21T22:54:32.262-07:00HA HA HA SUCKERS!!!!!Hello Boston.....................................WELCOME TO <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">OBLITERATION!!!!!<br /><br />Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Hey Hey Hey Good-bye<br /><br />Yeah I'm cheesy, Whatever<br /></span>LyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3530001492144498606.post-70959699767615911442008-04-13T19:10:00.001-07:002008-04-13T19:18:53.757-07:00Hear Ye Hear YeSo kiddies i would just like to make a few things clear........well really only one thing but i do want to make it clear!!! So i got a few emails from people whom i don't know who read my blog, Surprised? I am. Anywho these peeps sent me emails asking me why I'm two steps away from putting a hit on every French person alive, And then i was all yo biatch i can hate whom ever i want. But really i don't hate all French people. I'm actually friends who some frenchies but I'm talking about a certain breed of French people. The type who make me feel like shit because WHAT???? I'm English what the fuck !!! who even speaks English anymore thats so 20th century of you. Just pompous assholes and hey I'm not really big on pompous assholes no matter what language . These people arent only of the separatists persuasion although many of them are. If you support the OLF then go fuck yourself K? Thanks!!!!<br /><br />Oh P.S<br />DAMN YOU BOSTON BRUINSLyndseyElizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02056678407297973755noreply@blogger.com0