Thursday, May 14, 2009

BROMANCE

So im chilling in out watching shitty music videos this morning, The music video Hot & Cold by Katy Perry comes on and im grooving to the jam because you know what its a catchy little diddy, don't make fun of me. So if you've never seen the video i'lll paint you a pretty picture. A church right? A bride Katy Perry with a funkin sweet vail thingy and a sex bomb dress and in the other corner we have thats right ladies and gents a groom some dude i think his name was Alexander like the Great or Ovechkin. So they're all do you take this man to be your husband and shes all I do, Then the spot light moves on over to Alexander and they ask him and he gets sweaty poms and look very weary of this whole situation ( not that i cna blame him) and guess what??? He frekin bolts out there like a bat out of mo'fuckin hell. Then Katy Perry chases after him as a crazy psycho delirious bride. Desperate you say? Thats what i thought at first too then my dears i put some more thought into it and look at it this was you will. A giant church, The usual over priced set up but this time the one who looks weary is the bride, She drops her flowers, bolts out of church and starts to run, Following not far behind her is the dashingly handsome rich man she was going to marry and he chases after her and professes his love for her. Romantic you say? No dice. Although i did paint these pictures to be different scenarios they are pretty much what most people automatically think. I am guilty of thinking of things in this double standard and i wanna say blame the media, blame mens and their strange fear of commitment which i am also guilty of, But really there is a complete and total well i dont want to say double standard, I would say its more so they way men and women are wired differently. What a female would think is romantic a guy would think is crazy, psycho desperate. Since these are the gender roles when it comes to these things, That is just how it is. Chase after your husband.......Desperate. Chase after your wife.........Romantic
EWWWWWW ROMANCE

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Russian of The Month Part 2

Ok so as promised you guys are getting a Russian of the month. Yes he's a hockey player. No he's not a Canadien, he doesn't even live in Canada BAHA, OK that wasn't even a little funny, like not at all, anyways so since you've been so patient and the Canadiens are playing so shitty, i decided to seek sanctuary in a nicer kinder place, the Ottawa Washington game, since I'm slightly obsessed with the stats for the whole league, i want Washington to LOSE, LOSE LIKE LOSERS!!! I really only feel that way because of the stats, i actually like the Capitals more then the Senators. So my Russian of the month is SERGEI FEDOROV. BOOM!



So i like pictures of Russians Pointing, So what. Highest scoring Russian born player ever, that's right boys and girls ever. This Pskov born 39 year old, is the bomb. Standing 6'2 weighing in a 206 pounds. He's dated many hot bitchez, well "hot bitches". He shoots with his left he's a center and a sexy. Born in Pskov in 1969 his mother Mama Fedorov birthed this fine piece of amazing hockey playing ass i mean hockey playing man, yes man. so much man. WOOO!!!! He is active in charities around Michigan and Russian FACT!

He's a super Hero FACT!! Well...He provided a children's hospital in Moscow with a dialysis machine which in turn saved lives which pretty much makes him a super hero

He Excels on the ice and off, If you know what I'm saying FACT Anna Kournikova, Tara Reid he hit that and now he might have Vd from the latter but you take that rish when you have sex with skanky womens even when they look as good as though two do.

He's won 3 Cups FACT! all 3 with Detroit in 1997, 1998 and 2002

He makes $4,000,000, He loves music, golf, travel, tennis boating and boning

He is Russian of The Month
one of many Russians of my wet dreams.